Angry Postcards From Nihilist Penguins

About The Blog

Angry Postcards from Nihilist Penguins is a collection of words by a single author, usually about a single topic, although this is not always necessarily the case. Each post tends to be a disjointed series of musings and observations about something that seemed like a good idea to talk about at the time, like science or Pokemon or science and Pokemon. Maybe tv or movies or music or a long walk on the beach? Also sometimes there is poetry or a short story and it is generally appreciated if you pretend it isn’t bad. Anyway, there are words about things. The blog used to be called The Procrastinator’s Rant, but the author likes to pretend he isn’t really a procrastinator anymore. This is commonly referred to as denial.

About The Author

The author goes by Spiffy McPantsman on the internet, although that is not his real name, nor can he remember why he pretends that’s his name. He can be found on the beach in a Hawaiian shirt strumming away on his ukulele. He can also be found at death metal concerts strumming away on his electric ukulele. His life’s ambition is to write the great American novel, solve world hunger, and to sneeze with his eyes open. He is roughly 12% as zen as he pretends to be. Celine Dion describes him as “smarter and better looking than Kevin Bacon.” He was the original singer for Led Zeppelin, but left to defend the country from the Great Waffle Iron Salesmen Invasion of ’68. Jimmy Page described it as “a noble endeavor.”